Ricky and his "personal trainer". What's going on with Ricky's knees? They're hideous!
No matter how long I've had a secret crush on Mr. Martin, there has always been some conflicting information on his, er, proclivities. In the 'legitimate media', there was always some dispute. Heck, it was in his financial best interest - who'd buy albums from a screaming homo pussy bottom? Well, it looks as if the confusion may be clearing up a little. Is he or isn't he? Two words -- ankle bracelet!!! While on vacation on St. Barts:
Look at that bracelet...holy shit! Look at that thing - it's huge and silver! If he's still wanting to hide things from the media feeds that reach the unread, naive masses, he's certainly not trying very hard anymore.
D-Listed has the final definitive proof of Ricky Martin's orientation, possibly even his preferred position. Freakin' hilarious. I LOVE his personal trainer though. Like Michael said, the only other male celebrity that would take his personal trainer on vacation is Tom Cruise....things that make you go hmmm....
This creepy old man is the only other one that takes his male personal trainer on vacation with him...the only one that's a bigger homo than Ricky Martin! ROTFLMAO!
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I've been doing more research, this is apparently Ricky's younger brother, Eric in the pics. But the ankle bracelet, c'mon!!!
Oh Ricky, your name gave it all away.
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