The Amazing Beer-O-Matic™ and Which Horrible Affliction are you?

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 141 pints of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey.

I think I did drink 141 pints worth on Saturday...


Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

I took the test again, and now I am syphilis. I think I'd rather be syphilis.