03 February 2006

Make that star shine a little brighter!

Further to my observations in Texas of a billboard with one of the latest cosmetic surgery fads, labiaplasty ("Vaginal Rejuvenation" at the Cosmetic Gynecology Center. Fix your meat curtains! Eep!), here is the newest and strangest. Anal bleaching. Yum.

Quoting Mark Morford, "Is it cause for wanton celebration, a championing of the radical utopian idea that we should be absolutely free to mold and shape our fragile but oh-so-transitory vessels as we see fit for this brief bizarre mutant thing we call life and why the hell not? Or is it something to be dreaded and mistrusted and even mourned, a loss of humanity and our connection to nature and the careful processes of time? Is it a little bit of both?"

Interesting. Discuss.

4 comments:

The Experience said...

That is messed up. I've never thought of bleaching my anus but maybe that's because I get so many compliments on it's shade.

MB said...

Finally. I'll have to bleach your pucker five shades lighter for that one.

Anonymous said...

no, but you can smash it into gravel

MB said...

That's a cosmetic surgery I don't think I'd like to see....