12 April 2006

The REAL Monster Profile

Your Monster Profile

Brutal Terror

You Feast On: Tofu

You Lurk Around In: Sewers

You Especially Like to Torment: Your Evil Twin


Ooh...wait...I like this one better:
Your Monster Profile

Wild Vagabond

You Feast On: Fried Chicken

You Lurk Around In: Swamps

You Especially Like to Torment: Cops


...or this one...
Your Monster Profile

Basilisk Slimer

You Feast On: Fingernails

You Lurk Around In: The Empire State Building

You Especially Like to Torment: Cops


I question the validity of this test too, Sara and Jon! When ARE the scientists at Blogthings going to devise an accurate monster profiling test?

4 comments:

mrs the experience said...

Maybe we should take things into our own hands and develop something like the Myers Briggs for Monsters.

INTJ = the scariest, most type A monster

Name: Kontrol Phreak
You Feast On: Others' Imperfections
You Lurk Around In: Highly Organized, Alphabetized Clean Rooms
You Especially Like to Torment: The Stupid People Who Should Be Sent To Camps

The Experience said...

Tolerance camp?

Anonymous said...

Not tolerance Camp! That would mean that we would have to give up such great commercials like "Want your kids to leave home? Stop cooking with cheese!" It's subtle, but it sure sends a message, and not just about cheese!

Commercials are riddled with intolerances. Many of them poke fun at imperfections, all in the name of what drives the society that we are all a part of.

Anonymous said...

What anonymous said, yes, but....too much tolerance can be as unhealthy as too little. Too much breeds people who don't have to be responsible citizens, too little breeds hatred. I think people have to take more responsibility for their actions and be less sensitive. Our society touts tolerance, which in itself, breeds intolerance.